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Chili Cat Cycling Terminology “Martini Racing Method”

  • “Zone 2” means at least some of the time will be spent in the zone 2 power of at least one person on the ride. No dilly-dallying.
  • “Party Pace” means equal time may or may not be spent in all training zones with an emphasis on Zone 7.
  • “Nutrition” yes, please eat something. Eggs don’t have any carbs but technically are food.
  • “Mustard Packets” are you cramping because you didn’t ride enough before whatever stupid race you are currently doing? Ingest some mustard and think about how good a hot dog would taste right now. Also, think about your life choices as they could be bad.
  • “Ketones” you are not welcome in this group.