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Chili Cat FAQs

Chili Cats FAQ

  • Are the Chili Cats a cult?
    • Yes
  • Who is the Chili Cat’s leader?
    • We have no leader. We listen to the spirit of gravel, and spirit of gravel alone.
  • What is a Chili Cat?
    • Someone who’s part of a joke that went too far.
  • How do I become a Chili Cat?
    • You put a chili cat sticker somewhere illegal
  • What is zone 2?
    • Contrary to false claims in the sports science community, there are only two zones: Zone 2, and Race pace.
  • What is a race?
    • Any time there is more than 2 bikes in a group.